I get a lot of subs hitting me up. They want to be 'trained', and I'm getting bored of fuckboys in my inbox. I'm jaded, I know, but I need more than the same old routine.
*"What would you do to me???"
*"Offer you a cup of coffee and LISTEN, mostly. Offer you a joint, probably."
I'm also tired of flakes. They talk a great game, but aren't anything more than a waste of time. I really, REALLLLY, don't have the time to spend in a text message while you ask the same dumb shit I've heard before hoping for "jerk off fodder".
*"Send me a pic, pleeeease?"
*(sends pic of a close up of one nipple - usually a male one)
*"Mmmmmmmm... that's so hot!"
*(thinks 'fucktard')
I'd like to have some real, honest conversation about kink, fetishes, etc, but what I'm looking for are people who are more than just a hole or a pole. I want to know about YOU... job, home, dreams, talents, wishes and desires. I want you to take an interest in MY life as well. If you're NOT WILLING to be a LONG TERM FRIEND, the benefits will not continue. I don't like meth users or pill poppers. I can't deal with alcoholics. I do use cannabis. And I sign petitions every chance I get to make it legal in Missouri.
I like going to antique shops, craft fairs, local town events, county fairs, truck stops, Walmart, state parks, and other fun things. I can sew, crochet, woodwork, wood-burning, and I'm currently into making dolls and other toys. I've sold a couple! It's just a hobby, really. I can put Furniture together. I'm into gardening. What I really need is a patch of land to work on. It makes me feel better. I like the peace and quiet of the country and the moving of cows in the field at night.
I will be honest - I love to be taken out and shown a great time BEFORE we see the inside of a bedroom. But even though I'm an upstanding citizen, volunteer type, compliment people if they're wearing purple, well meaning Mensch on the outside I like going to adult stores. I like lingerie, toys, potions, lotions, whips, chains, paddles, fur, leather, lace, and god knows what else. I'm into sex, yeahhhh, I love it. Good sex leaves me smiling for days. Oral, ass play, MASSAGE, blindfolds, squirting, and multiple orgasms if you do this right. I want to soak sheets. I want to SCREAM your name. I'll tell you what I REALLY like if I trust you enough. Just be worthy.
